Somewhere John Madden sighs in relief.

Today was a great day in Cold Omaha. We got some work meetings out of the way, we played with young Maxwell, we got on the treadmill, and we listened to a little KFAN. And while we listened to KFAN on the way to our monthly haircut with the Number 2 clipper… they reported that Bret Favre is all set to retire.

Wait. What?

Turns out that he isn’t retiring – we think. But, there was a pretty convincing web site out there today that said Bret was hanging them up.

Really strange situation -- let’s hope Brett decides to quit. We are guessing this site is a hoax, but we don’t like him here at Cold Omaha and we want him to go away. We know some of you respect him…. Not sure why since he plays for Green Bay but…whatever.