Even Kemps knows Joe Mauer is missing.

Sure, that might be the lowest quality picture we have ever placed on this hallowed web space that is Cold Omaha. But you have to trust us when we say that Joe Mauer's picture is on a milk carton - the Kemps milk carton in our fridge to be specific.

We knew Mauer was sucking it up and not doing well on the field this season, but to find out he is, in fact, missing? We are devastated. Here's to hoping Joe gets found -- maybe even tonight at the All-Star game. God knows the Twins and the rest of Minnesota would love for this baby Jesus to be found.