Video Coming Soon - Hog is being mounted - Many witnesses - Sausage is all Gone.Those are the first words that greet you on the wonderful website monsterpig.com.
An 11-year-old kid named Jamison Stone shot an enormous pig during a hunting trip earlier this month. The pig was more than 9-feet-long and weighed more than 1,000 lbs. That’s pretty big.
Some people don’t like hunting. I like hunting and even I don’t really understand hunting giant pigs, but whatever.
And, some people who hate hunting also seem to not like that this kid is hunting giant pigs. So…they sent Jamison hate mail via a link on his monster pig website.
Some of the mail is pretty funny and all of it is pretty mean. No matter what you think about hunting, large pigs, or the Deep South, there should be something for everyone in this story.
Here’s my favorite letter to the kid, you can read more here.
“I have to congratulate you because I didn't think it was possible for an 11 yr old as large as yourself to chase a pig for three hours in hilly terrain. Well done, fat boy! For real though. Killing an animal about half your size does not make you a hero, or a model american, or anything else anybody might say you are. It certainly does not make you worthy of being in a movie.
You are a worthless piece of crap and i hope one day another noble american hunter such as yourself mistakes you for a large hog and shoots you about 12 times before your fat ass drops dead. They'll definately need another backhoe in the woods to pick your body up with. I hope you're enjoying your fame. Satan is going to have fun with you when you rot in hell.
God Bless.”
Let’s all sing the song together now. From the east coast, to the west coast….this is our country.
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1 comment:
ok good headline. I'll give you that. but that pig has to be photoshopped, right?
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