It's a stone cold lead pipe lock that Joe Theismann is pissed.

Back and better than ever.

You know how much we love Mike and Mike here at Cold Omaha. Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg have the best show in town by far (not that there's a whole lot to compare against right now) and we never, ever miss a broadcast. Well...sometimes we don't like it when they are on location, because they always seem a little off their game, but otherwise the show is okay.

But anyway...

Now Mike and Mike are going to be doing Monday Night Football on opening weekend when the Cardinals play the 49er's. Mike Ditka will be in the booth too. Mike and Mike and Mike.

They had the spelling bee, too many commercials to count, pages in ESPN The Magazine, and the highlight show every afternoon on the mother ship. We noted a while back that they might be getting a little too much exposure. But still, we like them.

I am sure some of you want to tell them to Just Shut Up, but (for now at least) I say bring on more Mike and Mike. They kind of made Arena Football worth watching for a couple of minutes, they will make the NFL great.