They have HGH on the internet now!!

You can find anything on the internet. Looking for a great deal on golf equipment? Try Ebay. Want to find a gift for that friend who has everything? Try Amazon.com.

Want some steroids or HGH to bulk up your muscles and become an all-star outfielder?

You can find those on the internet too!

Look, it’s not like we don’t know that athletes are using human growth hormone. Its pretty obvious. When a guy like Barry Bonds goes from a size 10 ½ shoe to a 13 -- in the span of 5 years (and he’s in his late 30’s during the growth spurt) well, something isn’t quite right.

Who would have guessed that Gary Matthews Jr., would be linked to something like HGH? Its not like he came out of nowhere last year, climbed walls, and hit homeruns all while having a career year during a contract year. Oh wait. He did do that.

They only thing that can’t happen, that really hopefully won’t happen, is that one of our Twins heroes is nailed for using HGH.

But, we wouldn’t do that here in Minnesota. Um. Right?