Bada Bing, the Dolphins have a new coach.

Tony Sparano’s work in the movie The Mexican was overlooked and people said he didn’t give his all in the movie Surviving Christmas. But today, he bounced back nicely and he has been named the next head coach in Miami.

I had never heard of Sparano up until a few weeks ago, but I am happy he landed with the Dolphins. Unfortunately, it means one less spot for the ever available Denny Green, but he wasn’t going to get that job anyway.

Good luck to Tony Sparano in Miami. And good luck to Miami in not using the Tony Soprano/Tony Sparano name similarities in any of their marketing efforts this year.

We obviously couldn’t resist.