Hey Twins -- less talky talky, more hitty hitty.

The Twins can't hit. The offense is brutal. Torii Hunter likes to talk.

Here's what he said about Fausto Carmona yesterday, after the Twins lost to Cleveland again, this time 2-0.

"It's not normal. He's not even human. It was so scary, I thought I was hung over.''

Fausto fisted the Twins with a four-hitter and he beat Johan Santana for the second time this year. Fausto struck out 11 Twins hitters. Oh and for good measure -- the two runs came off back-to-back homers for the Tribe.

At least the Twins can beat up on the Brewers this weekend. What? The Brewers are actually good this year? Huh. Great. Maybe the Twins could at least get a free rectal exam while they are in Milwaukee.