You don't know the first thing about first base.

I am bored with Michael Vick and his fighting dogs. I don't want to hear anything about David Beckham ever again. The Twins won't make the playoffs and the Vikings haven't even started yet and I can't imagine them winning more than four games this year. Even the betting NBA referee story doesn't have much legs for me right now.

So...how here's a nice story from the LA Times about Keith Hernandez and his moment in the sun on Seinfeld:

http://tinyurl.com/3xtqxx